there is nothing more shameful than using “you’re” when you should’ve used “your”
I beg to differ: shitting yourself diarrhea-style on a full elevator.
i am so sorry
(via jaredpadaletmelickyou)
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
(via refutetheaverage)
why does louis always get himself involved in such petty arguments like homie ur about to go on a stadium tour next year and the wanted are stuck gang banging lindsay lohan like u don’t have to prove anything
Because you don’t fuck with Harry and get away with it, that’s why
(via insomnation)
Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like
i don’t like to be handed things
#i’m not sure i’d want him in the delivery room if i were pepper
(via insomnation)
(via niallwearsa36c)
“five strangers with nothing in common, except each other”
(via 1251-isthetime)
THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER
i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long
(via there--goes-a-fighter)
guys that is janis ian
How did I not see that!
JANIS!
(Source: ceceschmidt, via bigtimefabulosity)
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
(via who-stole-my-mankini)
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO BEING TOLD HE’S GOING TO DIE
the supernatural fandom needs a lesson in what the word ‘friendly’ means
it’s hard to remember when all our friends are dead
(via larryliberteastylinson)
I can’t tell if I’m the type of person i’d want to be friends with or someone I’d hate and actively avoid
(via alyssawantsyou)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
get out
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
(Source: knightpecutie, via niallwearsa36c)
