- everyone: thor don't do the thing
- thor: I'm gonna do the thing
- everyone: loki don't do the thing
- loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
I miss the apocalypse.
i feel like when harry was little he’d steal gemma’s tea set and have a tea party with all his stuffed animals, and he’d pour them all tea and talk to them and ask them questions like, “mr. giraffe, why the long face??” and then he’d giggle to himself about all the funny jokes he cracked at tea