Indeed.

• everyone: thor don't do the thing
• thor: I'm gonna do the thing
• everyone: loki don't do the thing
• loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing

louciferstylinson:

If ‘Where’s Zayn’ isn’t said once in the movie then what’s the point

(via lyrics-and-literature)

alltheselittlethings123:

mycroft-queenofcake:

llamabutts:

omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face 

is that how celebrities feel?

(Source: rehabbed, via stormafter)

aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

(via themajesticalcuchurumina)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

(via itsslitsy)

goldenwingsofgabriel:

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

I miss the apocalypse.

(via stuartcity)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via loveyoulikealovesong30)

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

(via refutetheaverage)

nahshaw:

I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago

(via evanpeeeeters)

ring-wraiths:

ok guys so one of my teacher’s names is ms. lovin. her niece was recently born. do you know what they named her? summer. her niece’s name is summer lovin.

(via refutetheaverage)

gruffen:

gruffen:

yahoo brought tumblr and if they ruin it with major restrictions and shit i’m becoming an alcoholic

(via stuartcity)

thekingofholmeschapel:

i feel like when harry was little he’d steal gemma’s tea set and have a tea party with all his stuffed animals, and he’d pour them all tea and talk to them and ask them questions like, “mr. giraffe, why the long face??” and then he’d giggle to himself about all the funny jokes he cracked at tea

(via edsheerioes)