July 2012
holy shit who allowed there to be so many fucking countries on this planet
This is like watching every British cliche put into one really weird over-budget musical
danielle is dancing in the olympics
if liam didn’t become a singer, he would be in the olympics.
they still would have met. they’re meant to be together
your argument is invalid, case dismissed. bring in the dancing lobsters.
my post on my dash omg well hello again
i want a pregnant 14 year old girl to run into the olympic stadium armed with a smashed glen’s vodka bottle to show them what england is really like
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting you doesn’t mean you didn't notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
- Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
- London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
im loving all your olympic stuff today :) are you british???
Hahaha No I wish.
I was born in Germany.
Have a dutch passport (Lived there for three years)
Then moved to USA
Then back to holland.
and now live in Kenya. SO no.
I want to go to uni in the UK though :)
i just find it hilarious that the world’s largest group of non-athletic people are so invested in the olympics
Just think, at this moment, Liam Payne could’ve been walking with England into the stadium…
omg thats right!
how weird….
OHMAIGAWD
Liam has to be hiding something...
This is his best friend
This is his other best friend
And this is his girlfriend
Then there’s Liam..
Shit ain’t adding up Mr. Payne!
I agree with this sooo much … He is secretly a naughty little fucker!
omg so accurate
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
