love1dreasons: imalikya: I swear to God, Sugarscape is run by Tumblr girls.
harrystylesimagine: horanismywhore: I...
prinsasslou: The interviewer asked the boys if they would try a Bacon Sundae Harry said no, Then Louis said he wouldn’t mind trying it. Harry changed his answer. Can you say whipped.
wassupstyles: Remember that one time Harry looked like he belonged in CSI
1D 2013 Tour
My brother: You bought tickets for One Direction's tour next year and you haven't even heard the album, it could be shit and you would have wasted your money. *laughs*
Me: They could sit on stage and hum for 2 hours straight and I would still go.
We all have that friend who we can't be serious...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
When the teacher bends over to help the guy...
laughingstation: via laughingstation!
hstizzy: so half of you sleep naked on the same tourbus and sometimes share hotel rooms and two of you live together and you’re all straight
Louis didn't use a ruler to measure his penis....
mrsjamesphelps: He used Harry’s throat.
hazibo: sigh u rly cute damn u cute from down here 2 boy look at me i said u cute can you even see me rn i c u i’m lookin right at u boy pls look at me omg i love you omg u lookin at me!!!
5boys-1love:sierrahoran:myhoranporn: I’m pretty...
the drop of blood chapter 5
I was laying in my bed, I had left after about an hour, since the boys also were leaving, it was quite fun, Niall and Harry were doing a show for me and Zayn, which was horrible, and involved a lot of splashing, which I thought was hilierious to be honest, but Zayn didn’t really enjoy that. But yeah, I didn’t mind that at all. I was laying in my bed, as I had said before, and It was...
Anonymous asked: can you please post the next chapter ? :) X
My life as a Directioner on Tumblr
Sees gif of Adventurous Adventures of One Direction - *reblogs*
New interview - *reblogs*
New follower - *checks out blog*
New concert pics - *reblogs*
One of the boys does a twitcam at 2 am. - *cries and looks for gifs the next day*
Sped up song - *tries to sing along as fast as I can*
Carrrrrroootttssss, I HATE spoons! - *unfollows*
Any gif of Liam - *instant reblog*
Oooo a promo - *reblogs with the hopes of getting new followers*
The X Factor Days - *says aww and reblogs*
New tweets from the boys - *reblogs*
New message - *dies from excitement*
Video Diaries - *Dies and reblogs from grave*
logs out of tumblr - *NEVER*
Larry Stylinson moment - *reblog button won't go fast enough*
Gets more than 2 asks from the same person - *best friend!*
Basically any gif of the boys - *reblog*
Funny picture - *reblog*
Flawless edit - *why can't I do that?* *reblogs*
Sees a post that says every Directioner must have this on their blog - *I'll be the judge of that!*
Sees someone hating on anyone the boys are associated with - *Mission - Kill the Bitch!*
Loves One Direction forever and ever!
A girl's fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead.
Me: Liam is the most adorable person you will ever meet.
My dad: He is the most adorable person you'll NEVER meet.
My dad: Why are you crying.
I was thinking...
curlsareagirlsbestfriend: Louis admitted to sleeping naked…Harry sleeps naked too…they share a room…they’ve admitted to being in bed together….they’re 18-20 years old…prime age for being horny bastards…even if you don’t think they’re actually a couple, two beautiful men like that would not be able to resist each other… Do you smell what I’m stepping in? sexy time.
who wants the next chapter?
girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
If I could ask Caroline Flack one question:
wand-erection-69: 5boys-1love: okay.. this is one of the best posts ever..
Anonymous asked: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Chapter 5 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Friend: How obsessed are you with Harry Potter on a scale of 1-10?
Me: 9 and 3/4
Doing an experiment. Reblog if you believe in true...
somethingnextton0rmal: That it’s not just some cover up for some gays, but that it is an actual sexual identity.