how liam's first time went
liam: am i supposed to do what with your what
liam: why am i here
liam: omg she is someone's daughter
liam: can we do this with clothes
Who should I write about, I haven't chosen the boy...
i've started writing a new fan fic, it isn't my...
Listening to the performances live, from the Tour...
What if Louis and Harry come out tomorrow, but...
Anonymous asked: how is it the boys birthday tomorrow? is that on 1st of april or 2nd. cause its 5 here and its the 1st. thanks for helping i feel like a bad fan D:
Reblog if you love the "Stairs" more than you love...
how niall's first time went
niall: i'm gonna fill you up with irish magic
niall: it better have some food at the end of this wet tunnel of yours
niall: no haha i'm not blond down there
niall: i've got a big lucky charm in my pants
niall: I'VE FOUND THE POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW
Guess who's birthday is tomorrow?
neverlandavenue: Our baby boys.
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE...
Dear God, please have the boys rap the Fresh...
harrysgravyyyboat: mentally preparing myself to see posts like “reblog if you were a fan before they perfomed on the KCA’S”
up-all-night-in1derland: fivefilthyanimals-1d: ...
I WAS A DIRECTIONER BEFORE ONE DIRECTION WON THEIR...
mrsmarystyles: cuddles-with-harry: Reblog now, you won’t be able too soon. But, those ‘fans’ will stop liking them in a few months.. Only the true fans will still be as hardcore devoted as we are. Just watch. ♥
Anonymous asked: i read TTT. i loved it. which fanfic of yours do you recommend next? love you!
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're...
harryscockinboobearsbuttocks: wouldn’t be supporting five faggots if i didn’t support gay marriage
One Direction's Celebrity Crushes:
1-d-memes: superman-is-amazayn: im-harrys-cat: 1dcalifornia: Liam Payne: Niall Horan: Harry Styles: Louis Tomlinson: Zayn Malik: when did this get 14000 wtf lol at Zayn’s wtf. ^^^^ ^^^^ LMAO. the fact that a picture of justin and michael buble together exists fills me with warmth
How I became a Directioner
me: wow these guys are cute
me: oh, they're a band...and british
me: i'll listen to a couple of their songs i guess
me: wow they're good
me: ...really good
me: oh hey, video diaries, let's watch those
me: oh my god they're hilarious
me: what time is it? doesn't matter next video
me: oh god oh god
me: isn't it illegal to be so attractive?
me: oh god i'm just going to follow all of the fan blogs
me: sweet jesus i need them in my life always
me: no my bbs why are you so far away
atlantic ocean: lol
me: why must you be so good-looking, and talented, and have great personalities that's not fair
me: fuck you, fuck you and your amazing fucking voices.
me: no i'm sorry come back
me: oh god my whole life has become centered around them
me: i regret nothing
life: you're welcome.