yesimbeyonce: me at your funeral
raccoonstormtrooper: can we just talk about this [Niall Horan deleted tweets fall 2012]
sucked into a larry vortex help me: larrysinlove:... →
larrysinlove: ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa so we have louis and harry talking here: whatever harry says seems to be really funny because would you look at louis throwing his head back with laughter but more importantly harry’s smug face and liam’s and zayn’s reaction i…
grippedbydestiel: sirspnstersociopath: BUT GUYS HAS ANYONE MENTIONED THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL: THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL *screaming*
zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
1direction1styles: Villain of the year strikes again.
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
Here are the most DUMBEST reasons to break up with...
neuronizer: mapatolir: rrami: srajn: casen: Has anyone of you done any of these to someone? VERY Dumb. I won’t even have the heart to say these to anyone -.- Actually… a friend of mine totally broke up with her boyfriend months back with #3 lol ^ that sucks for the guy…
doe-eyes: bettyrizz: good reasons to criticize taylor swift: slut shaming lyrics queerphobic lyrics shaming females who drink alcohol other anti-feminist behavior bad reasons to criticize taylor swift: dating your favorite celeb falling in and out of relationships frequently screaming this at everybody
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run
you-are-johnlocked: dftba-cumberbabe: primadonna-blaine: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my friend’s...
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: okay but this is quality humor right here
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
textpoops: hitlervevo: textpoops: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead Actually no you can’t because you’re dead please do not spread lies to the relatively easily deceived tumblr community STOP I MEANT TO TYPE ‘DEAF’ What I can’t hear you
deatheaters: people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
bromanceshmomance: triscarytops: goodbye All I have to say about this is… Harry was 16 when he met Louis and Anne has said that he had never really had a serious relationship before TXF so who the fuck was he in love with if not Louis?
br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active I’m still not socially active I’m not even active
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
hoaran: btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
castiel-angel-of-the-lord: thearcticmuser: if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it